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"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." ~Mark Twain

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

World Health Organization News Flash

--NEWS FLASH--
NO CURE FOR DEATH

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND -- World Health Organization officials expressed disappointment Monday at the group's finding that, despite the enormous efforts of doctors, rescue workers and other medical professionals worldwide, the global death rate remains constant at 100 percent.

Death, a metabolic affliction causing total shutdown of all life functions, has long been considered humanity's number one health concern. Responsible for 100 percent of all recorded fatalities worldwide, the condition has no cure.

"I was really hoping, what with all those new radiology treatments, rescue helicopters, aerobics TV shows and what have you, that we might at least make a dent in it this year," WHO Director General Dr. Gernst Bladt said.

"Unfortunately, it would appear that the death rate remains constant and total, as it has inviolably since the dawn of time."

So, a little belated, Happy April Fool's Day!

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