"The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to your friends. If you do not have friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life."
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to your friends. If you do not have friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life."
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Hey Katie! I came over to your blog via fb after coming across some pics of the Typhoon that rolled through there. I'm so, so, so jealous of all the religious sites you've visited now - so amazing from the pics and stories. I can't freaking believe you've been to Myanmar, honestly. Anyway, please keep posting - it's great to read (I've stopped in before but after reading your Cheesehead influenced writing decided it was my duty to say something, even with nothing all that specific to say). Sorry I missed you in Philly, and hope the rainy season and random typhoons aren't taking you off your game too much :) Much love from NYC, and hope to see you soon either here (likelier) or there (less likely, but much more desired).
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Oh, here are pics of the Typhoon that got this all rolling: http://totallycoolpix.com/2010/10/super-typhoon-megi/